so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
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