I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
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we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
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He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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