Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
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Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
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A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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