I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
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there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
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No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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