you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
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Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
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So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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