Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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