when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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