Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
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Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
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You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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