Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
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I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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