there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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