I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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