i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
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Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
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You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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