I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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