thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
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its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
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Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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