if you like me you must not know who I am
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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