A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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