wanna go halves on a baby?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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