Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
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almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
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I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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