Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
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I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
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I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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