There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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