I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
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Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
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Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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