Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
