.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
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Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
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"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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