Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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