He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
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This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
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They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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