Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Dear god my vagina.
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