apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
We talked him into tasing himself.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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