Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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