you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Will exercising make me less horny?
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