remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
