did you get engaged???
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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