Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize
