at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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