no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
