Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
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Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
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I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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