You just made me feel so damn special
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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