Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
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No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
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There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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