(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
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Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
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I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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