I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
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I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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