She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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