He asked me if I "almost moaned"
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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