trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
now i know why i became what i already was.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
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hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
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I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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