I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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