Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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