so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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