Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
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Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
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It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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