then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
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Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
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Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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