I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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