at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
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That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
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You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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