i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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