wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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